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Old 03-21-2005, 10:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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An empty jar of peanut butter was also found at the scene

"Police say the dog didn't seem to mind the attention. "

Katherine Jennie Earle was arrested March 2 after authorities in Grand Junction, Colo., received a call about a naked woman wrestling a dog.

According to Public Information Officer Kristine Olson, the dog's owners awoke around midnight and saw Earle, a transient, in their front yard with their Labrador retriever. Officers arrived at the scene to find the dog jumping all over the naked woman.

The dog's owner told officers that Earle had wandered around the property several times in the past and had attempted to befriend the animal. She had warned Earle to stay away.

But the bond between woman and dog was not easily broken.

Earle, 40, told officers at the scene that she loved the dog and "did this all the time." She later disclosed that she had been having sex with the dog. Earle also appeared intoxicated.

The dog was not injured. "He's obviously a friendly dog and was having fun," Olson said.

Earle was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct. She's being held on $750 bond."

http://www.courttv.com/people/scm/031005_ctv.html
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Old 03-21-2005, 09:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Errr that shit just aint right.
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Old 03-22-2005, 08:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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no, no, no!


it takes all kinds...
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Old 03-30-2005, 07:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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She later disclosed that she had been having sex with the dog.
The officers then questioned the dog: How was the sex???

Rufff!!!
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lmao niiice
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm going to go sit in my reading chair, turn on some Chpoin, and try to forget what I just read. Also, I'm pretty sure beastiality is specifically forbidden in the TFP rules.
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The dog was not injured. "He's obviously a friendly dog and was having fun," Olson said.
Where does bestiality end and rishathra begin? (Niven fans only)

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Earle was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct. She's being held on $750 bond."
Disorderly? I want to know the prison, the cell, the touched surfaces. Just in case I'm anywhere near there in the coming months I'll be damn careful not to get thrown in.

I can picture the prison pastor walking by the cell, reading the offense, and squishing up his face: "Uh, Heavenly Father, we'll just be leaving this one to herself for the moment."
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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And bond007 wins the thread by a landslide!
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'd be pushing for more than trespassing and disorderly if someone was doing that to my dog
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Also, I'm pretty sure beastiality is specifically forbidden in the TFP rules.
Pictures/video of bestiality, sure. Not mentioning it in an article. That would be a bit extreme.
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Pictures/video of bestiality, sure. Not mentioning it in an article. That would be a bit extreme.
Just checked, you're right. Still...yeesh.
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