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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 05-26-2003, 07:44 PM

A man was in an ice cream parlor waiting to buy some ice cream. There was one lady in front of him. She ordered a chocolate cone.

The soda-jerk told her he's sorry but they have run out of chocolate. She said, "OK, then I'll have some chocolate."

He told her, "Lady, I'm out of chocolate."

Once again she said, "OK, I'll just have some chocolate."

Exasperated, he said, "Lady, spell VAN as in vanilla."

She spelled van.

He said, "Good, now spell STRAW as in strawberry."

She spelled straw.

He said, "Good, now spell FUCK as in chocolate."

The lady said, "There is no fuck in chocolate."

He replied, "That's what I'm trying to tell you."

Glad

crackpot · 05-26-2003, 08:40 PM

Was it the soda-jerk talking to her the whole time, or the man behind her?
Doesn't matter, cuz it was a funny one anywho. Thanks for the post.

morlock · 05-26-2003, 11:34 PM

soda jerk, and that is too funny, im going to use that somehow one of these days

Nhanced1 · 05-27-2003, 12:16 AM

Classic joke! ive heard many forms of this joke. great reminder. Thanks for the post!

small one · 05-27-2003, 01:49 AM

I heard it as "FUCK in haddock" but funny just the same

Flesh · 05-27-2003, 03:57 AM

haha good one

Brewmaniac · 05-27-2003, 04:26 AM

Funny! Thanks

riptide4070 · 05-27-2003, 07:11 AM

not bad, a new one on me

clifclav · 05-27-2003, 07:24 AM

new to me as well. good one. thanks

scroungrat · 05-27-2003, 08:58 AM

nice..

05-26-2003, 07:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A man was in an ice cream parlor... A man was in an ice cream parlor waiting to buy some ice cream. There was one lady in front of him. She ordered a chocolate cone. The soda-jerk told her he's sorry but they have run out of chocolate. She said, "OK, then I'll have some chocolate." He told her, "Lady, I'm out of chocolate." Once again she said, "OK, I'll just have some chocolate." Exasperated, he said, "Lady, spell VAN as in vanilla." She spelled van. He said, "Good, now spell STRAW as in strawberry." She spelled straw. He said, "Good, now spell FUCK as in chocolate." The lady said, "There is no fuck in chocolate." He replied, "That's what I'm trying to tell you." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

05-27-2003, 12:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nhanced1 Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	Classic joke! ive heard many forms of this joke. great reminder. Thanks for the post! __________________ "Sell Crazy Somewhere Else, We're All Stocked Up Here," Jack Nicholson - As Good As It Gets

05-27-2003, 04:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-27-2003, 07:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	not bad, a new one on me __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-27-2003, 07:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	new to me as well. good one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-26-2003, 08:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Was it the soda-jerk talking to her the whole time, or the man behind her? Doesn't matter, cuz it was a funny one anywho. Thanks for the post.

05-26-2003, 11:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
morlock Loser	soda jerk, and that is too funny, im going to use that somehow one of these days

05-27-2003, 01:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	I heard it as "FUCK in haddock" but funny just the same

05-27-2003, 03:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha good one

05-27-2003, 08:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
scroungrat Upright	nice.. __________________ Hmm, what to say in a signature?