A man was in an ice cream parlor...
 

A man was in an ice cream parlor waiting to buy some ice cream. There was one lady in front of him. She ordered a chocolate cone.

The soda-jerk told her he's sorry but they have run out of chocolate. She said, "OK, then I'll have some chocolate."

He told her, "Lady, I'm out of chocolate."

Once again she said, "OK, I'll just have some chocolate."

Exasperated, he said, "Lady, spell VAN as in vanilla."

She spelled van.

He said, "Good, now spell STRAW as in strawberry."

She spelled straw.

He said, "Good, now spell FUCK as in chocolate."

The lady said, "There is no fuck in chocolate."

He replied, "That's what I'm trying to tell you."



Glad

Was it the soda-jerk talking to her the whole time, or the man behind her?
Doesn't matter, cuz it was a funny one anywho. Thanks for the post. :)

soda jerk, and that is too funny, im going to use that somehow one of these days

Classic joke! ive heard many forms of this joke. great reminder. Thanks for the post!

I heard it as "FUCK in haddock" but funny just the same

haha good one

Funny! Thanks

not bad, a new one on me

new to me as well. good one. thanks

nice..