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Glad-I-Ate-Her 05-26-2003 07:44 PM

A man was in an ice cream parlor...
 
A man was in an ice cream parlor waiting to buy some ice cream. There was one lady in front of him. She ordered a chocolate cone.

The soda-jerk told her he's sorry but they have run out of chocolate. She said, "OK, then I'll have some chocolate."

He told her, "Lady, I'm out of chocolate."

Once again she said, "OK, I'll just have some chocolate."

Exasperated, he said, "Lady, spell VAN as in vanilla."

She spelled van.

He said, "Good, now spell STRAW as in strawberry."

She spelled straw.

He said, "Good, now spell FUCK as in chocolate."

The lady said, "There is no fuck in chocolate."

He replied, "That's what I'm trying to tell you."



Glad

crackpot 05-26-2003 08:40 PM

Was it the soda-jerk talking to her the whole time, or the man behind her?
Doesn't matter, cuz it was a funny one anywho. Thanks for the post. :)

morlock 05-26-2003 11:34 PM

soda jerk, and that is too funny, im going to use that somehow one of these days

Nhanced1 05-27-2003 12:16 AM

Classic joke! ive heard many forms of this joke. great reminder. Thanks for the post!

small one 05-27-2003 01:49 AM

I heard it as "FUCK in haddock" but funny just the same

Flesh 05-27-2003 03:57 AM

haha good one

Brewmaniac 05-27-2003 04:26 AM

Funny! Thanks

riptide4070 05-27-2003 07:11 AM

not bad, a new one on me

clifclav 05-27-2003 07:24 AM

new to me as well. good one. thanks

scroungrat 05-27-2003 08:58 AM

nice..


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