A boy was taking care of his baby sister...
 

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.

"I'll never take her along with me again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"

"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said.

The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."


Glad

Second part of the joke:
"The second day the boy volunteers to watch his sister."
The parents go off to town again, when they come back they can't find their little girl. They ask what happened to her.
The boy responds, she ate all the bait, so I used her instead, she said she wanted to help me fish."

morlock,
good follow up!!

Glad

why thank you, but is it funny?
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT THIS JOKE IS A FUNNY ONE?!?!? COME ON PEOPLE ITS FUNNY!!! REPLY!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!KAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Part one was funny. Part two was . . . not so funny.

I tend to agree with blkdmnd. Thanks for the posts!

I dunno, part 2, I thought was better

Given the fact that Part 2 was probably made up on the spot in response to Part 1, its not bad at all

that was pretty good

i thought both were quite funny. gross, but funny

I liked the first one...

oomm