slant eyes

mods, i didn't find this offensive, but if someone does, feel free to delete and accept my apologies.

a rather small inmate was processed and taken to his cell where he found a 6'8" monster of a man sitting on his bed. he entered his cell and his ass puckered as the guard slammed his cell shut.

his cell mate, upon seeing the guard leave, stands up, looks down at the man and says, 'you and me, we're going to play house. one of us will be the daddy, and one of us will be the mommy. which do you want to be?'

the small inmate thinks to himself, 'man, i can't be the mommy. i don't want him fucking me.' he then replies sheepishly, 'i'll be the daddy.'

the monster cellmate then says, in a commanding voice, 'ok, now come here and suck your mommy's dick'

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