Brewmaniac

Bob, a 70-year-old wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a
breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off
with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens
intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are equal parts aghast and curious. They corner him
and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to
marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

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iamii

HAHA, another Anna Nicole Smith, good joke

joeshoe

Nice one! I wasn't expecting the punchline

loganmule

cute and repeatable...I also thought of Anna Nicole when I read the punchline

muttonglutton

Oh Anna, when will you ever grow old? And marry people your own age... err... ahem.

I loved the joke. Keep them coming, there aren't enough coming in these days!

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