Pilgrim

Two lawyers are leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off." "I know the feeling," the other says. "No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killing me."

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"So it goes."

crackpot

Ba-dum--Bum. Nice little quicky, thanks!

morlock

no wonder lawyers are so mean, they have a g string up their ass