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Pilgrim · 05-26-2003, 05:58 PM

A couple is attending an art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that has them taken aback. The picture depicts three black, naked men sitting on a park bench-two have a black penises, the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the couple is looking somewhat puzzled at the picture, the Irish artist walks by and says, "Can I help you with this painting? I'm the artist who painted it." The man says, "Well, we like the painting but don't understand why you have three black men on a bench, and the one in the middle has a pink penis while the other two have black penises." The Irish artist says, "Oh, you are misinterpreting the painting. They're not African men, they are Irish coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch."

morlock · 05-26-2003, 11:45 PM

I like it when I go home and get that kind of lunch hehe

duckduck · 05-27-2003, 02:01 PM

Aw, dirty............the coal miners, I mean

TerresqueÜ · 05-27-2003, 02:52 PM

Lol, good one.

Flesh · 05-27-2003, 04:53 PM

lol, not bad.

riptide4070 · 05-27-2003, 05:14 PM

not bad

redrum · 05-27-2003, 08:05 PM

heheh

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 05-27-2003, 08:23 PM

i feel sorry for the wife!

glad

05-26-2003, 05:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	Coal Miners A couple is attending an art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that has them taken aback. The picture depicts three black, naked men sitting on a park bench-two have a black penises, the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the couple is looking somewhat puzzled at the picture, the Irish artist walks by and says, "Can I help you with this painting? I'm the artist who painted it." The man says, "Well, we like the painting but don't understand why you have three black men on a bench, and the one in the middle has a pink penis while the other two have black penises." The Irish artist says, "Oh, you are misinterpreting the painting. They're not African men, they are Irish coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch." __________________ "So it goes."

05-27-2003, 02:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Aw, dirty............the coal miners, I mean __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-27-2003, 02:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Lol, good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-27-2003, 05:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	not bad __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-27-2003, 08:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
redrum Crazy	heheh __________________ "you say erb....we say herb.....because theres a fucking H in it"

05-26-2003, 11:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
morlock Loser	I like it when I go home and get that kind of lunch hehe

05-27-2003, 04:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	lol, not bad.

05-27-2003, 08:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	i feel sorry for the wife! glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!