frogza

Recently, in an effort to find out what the causes for accidents involving Ford Trucks are, Ford began installing black boxes, similar to the ones found in aircraft, in all of their trucks.

After a couple of years the company gathered all the information from the black boxes and found one very interesting thing. In the majority of the accidents, the last thing the black box recorded was "Hey Earl, hol' my beer, I'ma gonna try somethin'"

bendsley

boooooooooooo

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lindseylatch

*snickers*

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sillygirl

My thoughts exactly

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....absence makes me miss him more...

Ilow

baahaahaa!

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SirLance

A redneck's famous last words...

"Hey, y'all watch this!"

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