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Old 03-14-2005, 09:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Senior Citizen and the Policeman

Clever Senior Citizen and the Policeman

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great," he thought as he roared on down I-75.He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring."I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped on it some more, and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."

He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes, and walked up to the man.

"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 min! utes and today is Friday. If you can give me any reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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Old 03-14-2005, 11:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That is a winner.
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Old 03-14-2005, 12:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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awesome, man!!
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Old 03-14-2005, 01:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's a good thing she didn't run off with a helicopter pilot...
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Old 03-15-2005, 01:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that's one old man who's quick on his feet!
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Old 03-16-2005, 03:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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friggin great. These always make me wish I could be as witty under fire.
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Old 03-16-2005, 06:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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how come cops never tell me that? lol
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