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tres · 03-13-2005, 03:29 PM

Having a Bad Day????

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better????

Gatorade Frost · 03-13-2005, 07:02 PM

Hah. That last one was brilliant.

So was the one about the oil spill.

Good stuff

basmoq · 03-13-2005, 08:35 PM

very funny, thanks!

ranger · 03-14-2005, 09:02 AM

i am now having a moderately frustrating day... thank you.

Hain · 03-14-2005, 09:06 AM

Some of us are still having a bad day! It's hard to remember which boxes had the bombs!

ironmaiden7o7 · 03-14-2005, 12:03 PM

Thanks for sharing this, it was really funny, I needed it.

edmos1 · 03-14-2005, 01:52 PM

haha funny stuff

SirLance · 03-14-2005, 01:56 PM

ALWAYS weigh the letter bomb...

03-13-2005, 03:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
tres Insane Location: Long Island, NY	Having a bad day? Having a Bad Day???? In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day???? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. STILL think you're having Bad Day???? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?? STILL having a Bad Day???? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better???? __________________ "Its better to be hated for who you are, then loved for what your not" --Van Zant "Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."

03-13-2005, 08:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	very funny, thanks! __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

03-14-2005, 09:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Hain has a plan Location: middle of Whywouldanyonebethere	Some of us are still having a bad day! It's hard to remember which boxes had the bombs! __________________ ////\\// IRONSKY.NET \\//\\\\

03-14-2005, 01:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	ALWAYS weigh the letter bomb... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-13-2005, 07:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	Hah. That last one was brilliant. So was the one about the oil spill. Good stuff

03-14-2005, 09:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	i am now having a moderately frustrating day... thank you.

03-14-2005, 12:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
ironmaiden7o7 Insane Location: NYC	Thanks for sharing this, it was really funny, I needed it.

03-14-2005, 01:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	haha funny stuff