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LoganSnake 03-12-2005 03:36 PM

The Free Beer
 
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face while doing it. SECOND, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. THIRD, there's a woman up-stairs who's ever had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.

Man: Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and the requirements get crazier from there.

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

mazagmot 03-12-2005 03:49 PM

Oh, that is awful man :-P

absorbentishe 03-12-2005 04:42 PM

Didn't see that one coming! Pretty good, I'll have to remember that one.

joeshoe 03-13-2005 10:51 PM

Haha, that made me laugh out loud!

Delvid 03-14-2005 11:53 AM

That is funny.

SirLance 03-14-2005 02:01 PM

I wonder if the gator had a good time?

bookie05 03-14-2005 03:26 PM

P.E.T.A will soon be on your ass about that one lol.

lukethebandgeek 03-15-2005 09:57 AM

That was good. Thanks for it.

dirtyrascal7 03-15-2005 11:10 AM

so is all that for ONE free beer? lol


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