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waxmax · 03-10-2005, 09:56 AM

10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls. 'Super geek joke.'

I've had this joke since I was just a wee lad. I've never heard this joke repeated since the first time I've heard it and I've only told it a few times myself. It takes forever to tell and some people hate it. But if you got some time to kill with your friends and they have a decent attention span, give it a shot.

It was Johnny's 6th birthday. His father came to him and said, " Johnny, you can have ANYTHING you want for your birthday!"

Johnny looks back at his father and replys, "dad, I want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls."

His father asks him, "why do you want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls?"

"dad, I can't tell you. I just really want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls."

"well, if you can't tell me WHY, you can't have them."

One year passes. It's now Johnny's 7th birthday. His father comes to him and says, " Johnny, you can have ANYTHING you want for your birthday!"

Johnny looks back at his father and replys, "dad, I want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls."

His father asks him, "why do you want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls?"

"dad, I can't tell you. I just really want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls."

"well, if you can't tell me WHY, you can't have them."

One year passes. It's now Johnny's 8th birthday. His father comes to him and says, " Johnny, you can have ANYTHING you want for your birthday!"

Johnny looks back at his father and replys, "dad, I want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls."

His father asks him, "why do you want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls?"

"dad, I can't tell you. I just really want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls."

"well, if you can't tell me WHY, you can't have them."

****keep going for as long as you can, see how old you can make Johnny before your friend pulls their hair out. We'll assume here that Johnny reaches his 20th birthday****

On Johnny's 20th birthday, he has a terrible accident and is dieing in the hospital. His father comes to him and says,"Johnny, I'd give ANYTHING if you will just get better."

"dad, I could really use those 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls. I really need them.

"sure son, anything for you. I'll get them right away. Just tell me WHY DO YOU NEED 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls???"

Johnny looks deep into his father's eye's and says, "dad, I need 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls because,...because,...uuuuggGGGhhHHHhhh!!!..."

Then he dies.

****so the key to this joke is streaching it out for as long as possible. If you only go a few years into Johnny's life, the joke sucks worse than normal. Can you get to Johnny's 20th birthday? The challenge is yours.****

Have fun!

Coppertop · 03-10-2005, 10:25 AM

This is less a joke than an exercise in tempting one's friends into smacking you.

TheWalkinDude · 03-10-2005, 11:27 AM

This one already has been posted. Though it was good to be reminded of it. I told this to a group of friends and stretched it out for about fifteen minutes.

Nobody really spoke to me much after that.

Acetylene · 03-10-2005, 02:22 PM

No! This joke is great! I thought it was only my family that had such a horrible sense of humor

03-10-2005, 09:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
waxmax Upright Location: Fort Collins, CO	10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls. 'Super geek joke.' I've had this joke since I was just a wee lad. I've never heard this joke repeated since the first time I've heard it and I've only told it a few times myself. It takes forever to tell and some people hate it. But if you got some time to kill with your friends and they have a decent attention span, give it a shot. It was Johnny's 6th birthday. His father came to him and said, " Johnny, you can have ANYTHING you want for your birthday!" Johnny looks back at his father and replys, "dad, I want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls." His father asks him, "why do you want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls?" "dad, I can't tell you. I just really want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls." "well, if you can't tell me WHY, you can't have them." One year passes. It's now Johnny's 7th birthday. His father comes to him and says, " Johnny, you can have ANYTHING you want for your birthday!" Johnny looks back at his father and replys, "dad, I want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls." His father asks him, "why do you want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls?" "dad, I can't tell you. I just really want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls." "well, if you can't tell me WHY, you can't have them." One year passes. It's now Johnny's 8th birthday. His father comes to him and says, " Johnny, you can have ANYTHING you want for your birthday!" Johnny looks back at his father and replys, "dad, I want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls." His father asks him, "why do you want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls?" "dad, I can't tell you. I just really want 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls." "well, if you can't tell me WHY, you can't have them." **keep going for as long as you can, see how old you can make Johnny before your friend pulls their hair out. We'll assume here that Johnny reaches his 20th birthday On Johnny's 20th birthday, he has a terrible accident and is dieing in the hospital. His father comes to him and says,"Johnny, I'd give ANYTHING if you will just get better." "dad, I could really use those 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls. I really need them. "sure son, anything for you. I'll get them right away. Just tell me WHY DO YOU NEED 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls???" Johnny looks deep into his father's eye's and says, "dad, I need 10,000 pink and purple ping pong balls because,...because,...uuuuggGGGhhHHHhhh!!!..." Then he dies. so the key to this joke is streaching it out for as long as possible. If you only go a few years into Johnny's life, the joke sucks worse than normal. Can you get to Johnny's 20th birthday? The challenge is yours.** Have fun! __________________ Tape guns don't tape boxes. PEOPLE tape boxes.

03-10-2005, 02:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	No! This joke is great! I thought it was only my family that had such a horrible sense of humor __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.

03-10-2005, 10:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	This is less a joke than an exercise in tempting one's friends into smacking you.

03-10-2005, 11:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
TheWalkinDude Crazy	This one already has been posted. Though it was good to be reminded of it. I told this to a group of friends and stretched it out for about fifteen minutes. Nobody really spoke to me much after that.