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bookie05 03-09-2005 09:50 PM

Greatest Q and A ever!
 
This is a simple q and a joke to pull on your friends.

you: How feathers does a turkey have?

friend: doesnt matter what they say

you: nope 1727. How many stripes does a bumble bee have?

friend: does not matter what they say

you: nope 7 and a half. What color is an orange?

friend: orange

you: correct! What color is peter pan's suit

friend: green

you: correct, but how come you know so much about the fruits and the fairies but nothing about the birds and the bees

sorry if that offends anyone but I think it is absolute gold

Brewmaniac 03-10-2005 05:10 AM

Very clever! Thanks for posting it.

DJKDAWG 10-29-2005 07:52 AM

I think this is Hilarious!!

MooseMan3000 10-29-2005 08:15 AM

But Peter Pan wasn't a fairy... he was just one of the lost boys...

KellyC 10-29-2005 10:01 AM

Very "lost" indeed, MooseMan, ;)

Siege 10-29-2005 10:11 AM

Hehe, that ones funny :)

Sleepyjack 10-30-2005 02:08 AM

What if you/they get one of the first 2 questions correct or the last 2 incorrect? :p


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