Quadraplegic in a bar...
 

Ok i didn't write this one, but here it is.


A guy walks into a bar and looks around. Its pretty empty, except for a female quadraplegic (no arms or legs for those who don't know) sitting by the bar. So, being a dashing man, takes a seat next to her.

They get to talking and drinking, and after they're both pretty drunk, the quadraplegic says to the man, "ya know... b/c of my condition I haven't been able to meet many guys."
The guy says, "and.."
Quadraplegic: "well, i've never been kissed before."

So the man wheels her out to his car and proceeds to make out with her.. After a bit of this, the quadraplegic says, "no body has ever eaten me out before." The man, being the benevolent soul that he is, pleasures her like nobody ever has before.

After she gets off a couple times, she tells the man, "I've never been fucked before."

Well he couldn't do that in the parking lot of the bar, so he drives her off to a nice romantic beach. He takes her out and carries her to the shore.

Then he throws her into the ocean and yells, "now you're fucked!"


/it's probably really wrong, i know.
/edit/ probably borderline offensive too, sorry if is.

HAHAH, thats funny!

my favourite joke from the allie mcbeal show!

Being a quadriplegic myself it is bit offensive & not funny, also it's a bit incorrect quads do have arms & legs usually have limited or no(in my case) hand or arm movement.

Try something really funny next time!

Old and not funny.

I laughed. When I heard it years ago.

First time I heard I heard it.

Good stuff.

Tasteless and funny.

yeah, a quadraplegic is just paralyzed...an amputee has no arms or legs. :P

I thought it was funny, but then I'm a sick bastard.

Sorry to the quadraplegics, but that was pretty funny.