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03-05-2005, 09:12 AM
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Psycho
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i, the penis, deserve a raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I am always using my head first * I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays * I work in a damp environment * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases Response from Human Resources After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas * You take a lot of non-rostered breaks * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift * You don't always observe safety measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits * You don't like working double shifts * You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work * And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags! |
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