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Old 05-26-2003, 05:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: who the fuck cares?
chinese proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Old 05-26-2003, 05:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
The Cheshire Grin...
 
Location: An Aussie Outback
good ol' confucsious
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Old 05-26-2003, 07:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hehe good stuff
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Old 05-26-2003, 08:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Boone, NC
poor midget...although that line made me laugh out loud
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Old 05-27-2003, 09:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: cali
i have one to add, if you don't mind:

lady who say no, mean maybe,
lady who say maybe, mean yes,
lady who say yes, mean she no lady.
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Old 05-27-2003, 01:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
Like the "pocket-pool" reference one.
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: in the woods
velly amusing
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Colorado Springs, CO
that's hilarious.
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: VA
Young grasshopper thinks that's funny as hell!
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:08 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Colorado Springs, CO
mayhaps the funniest of the week.
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: 3rd shithole on the left
IT IS GOOD FOR BOY TO MEET GIRL IN PARK, IT BETTER FOR BOY TO PARK MEAT IN GIRL.
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 06-21-2003, 04:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: who the fuck cares?
Quote:
Originally posted by eyeseepeedude
mayhaps the funniest of the week.
Now I'm impressed
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Old 06-21-2003, 04:22 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Location: SW NEW HAMPSHIRE
man who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key girl who slide down bannister have no hair by cracky
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Old 06-21-2003, 05:43 AM   #15 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
Location: Bellingham
Those were good...
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Old 06-21-2003, 07:31 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Clever

The Darker Fire Within
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