Joke of the Day - May 26 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-26-2003, 04:55 AM

Two rednecks are driving to Atlanta and are pulled over for speeding.

The officer approaches the car and tells the driver he was speeding, the driver replies, "Oh I thought you pulled me over because I didn't have a license."

The passenger then says, "Don't listen to him officer he always talks like that when he's drunk."

riptide4070 · 05-26-2003, 08:10 AM

those darn rednecks at it again!

Flesh · 05-26-2003, 09:51 AM

rednecks.. always good for a laugh.

morlock · 05-27-2003, 12:05 AM

you know your a redneck when you dig your hole deeper than it already was....and don't stop til it's filled in with you in it.

05-26-2003, 04:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 26 Two rednecks are driving to Atlanta and are pulled over for speeding. The officer approaches the car and tells the driver he was speeding, the driver replies, "Oh I thought you pulled me over because I didn't have a license." The passenger then says, "Don't listen to him officer he always talks like that when he's drunk."

05-26-2003, 08:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	those darn rednecks at it again! __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-26-2003, 09:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	rednecks.. always good for a laugh.

05-27-2003, 12:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
morlock Loser	you know your a redneck when you dig your hole deeper than it already was....and don't stop til it's filled in with you in it.