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velcr0 · 03-03-2005, 05:13 PM

A little boy comes home from school and tells his dad that his homework is to find out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically." "Easy," says his father. "Ask mom if she would sleep with the mail man for a million dollars." He runs off and comes back and says, "she said yes." "Now go ask your sister the same question." Again he runs off and comes back to say his sister said "yes." So potentially, we're sitting on 2 million dollars," says the dad. "But realistically, we're living with a pair of whores."

SVT01Cobra · 03-07-2005, 10:11 PM

Repost.

But it's still a funny one.

sillygirl · 03-07-2005, 11:00 PM

HEHEHE sounds like something my dad'd say

03-03-2005, 05:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
velcr0 Upright	potentially vs realistically A little boy comes home from school and tells his dad that his homework is to find out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically." "Easy," says his father. "Ask mom if she would sleep with the mail man for a million dollars." He runs off and comes back and says, "she said yes." "Now go ask your sister the same question." Again he runs off and comes back to say his sister said "yes." So potentially, we're sitting on 2 million dollars," says the dad. "But realistically, we're living with a pair of whores." __________________ "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." - Henry Ford (1863-1947)

03-07-2005, 11:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	HEHEHE sounds like something my dad'd say __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

03-07-2005, 10:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Repost. But it's still a funny one.