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Old 03-03-2005, 02:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Good Pilots

Passengers on a small plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them the pilots will be there soon, and then the flight can take off.

Finally the entrance opens, and two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a white cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane really is in good hands.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, the pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "You know, Jim one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
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Old 03-03-2005, 09:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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AHAHA good one! Thanks for posting.
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Love it! Thanks for posting !
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Old 03-07-2005, 09:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hahahah
thats good stuff.
did not see that coming..
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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that was funny, keep posting the funny
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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funny stuff
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Old 03-08-2005, 09:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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did not see that coming!
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I liked it alot, didn't see the end coming.
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