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Old 03-02-2005, 09:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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10 things Men know about Women.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have breasts.
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Old 03-02-2005, 10:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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great one
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Old 03-02-2005, 11:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's number ten? I would think that would be number 1.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The first nine are probably the guy trying to think of something else but boobies.
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Old 03-02-2005, 07:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Sometimes you can't think of anything else but boobies!
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Old 03-02-2005, 08:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It's so true!!
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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should number 10 not be number one
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Old 03-03-2005, 05:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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9. small breasts
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Old 03-03-2005, 07:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aphex140
should number 10 not be number one

I agree it should the other way around:

1.They have breasts.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Once i see a babe has a nice chest, i nothing else!
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Old 03-03-2005, 09:00 AM   #10 (permalink)
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1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. A
7. B
8. C
9. D
10. DD
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Nah, it should be:


1.
2.
3.They have breasts.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Old 03-03-2005, 12:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Actually in real life it really for most guys it probability comes down to this:

1.Face
2.They have breasts.
3.Ass
4.Cunt
5.Blowjob
6.Titty-Fuck
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Old 03-03-2005, 12:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Funny, and so true...
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Old 03-04-2005, 12:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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made me laugh!
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Old 03-04-2005, 08:13 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Sounds like the only important thing to me
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Old 03-07-2005, 12:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
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They live in the kitchen.
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Old 03-07-2005, 08:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Hahah

1.Smell Nice
2.
3.
4.Breats
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

got nothing..
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