To be 6 again - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Boo · 02-28-2005, 10:35 AM

Subject: To Be 6 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, and the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

munchen · 02-28-2005, 08:43 PM

lol. thats hillarious! i love jokes like that thanks

ranger · 03-01-2005, 08:46 AM

it's a curse upon men to always misunderstand

streak_56 · 03-01-2005, 04:25 PM

look what I get to look forward to in marriage

Coppertop · 03-01-2005, 05:10 PM

So very true. At least he was listening though.

nofnway · 03-03-2005, 04:29 PM

Heck I'd be proud to remember the birthday.

frogza · 03-03-2005, 04:39 PM

Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.

Eowyn_Vala · 03-08-2005, 01:29 PM

very awesome, he gets points for listening and trying really hard to give her what she wants

ratbastid · 03-09-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogza

Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.

That would be their 50th and final anniversary...

Charlatan · 03-09-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogza

Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.

Was his funeral as nice as the anniversary party?

CSflim · 03-18-2005, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogza

Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.

Hahahaha! That's a great one!

02-28-2005, 10:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Boo Leave me alone! Location: Alaska, USA	To be 6 again Subject: To Be 6 Again A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, and the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. __________________ Back button again, I must be getting old.

02-28-2005, 08:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
munchen Crazy Location: Sudbury, Ontario	lol. thats hillarious! i love jokes like that thanks __________________ "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun" -Matt Groening

03-03-2005, 04:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	Heck I'd be proud to remember the birthday. __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

03-08-2005, 01:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Eowyn_Vala Insane Location: There's no place like home..	very awesome, he gets points for listening and trying really hard to give her what she wants __________________ Cain: I know what you're doing. I've lead troops into battle before. DG: And, how am I doing? Cain: Well, there's less hugging when I do it

03-01-2005, 08:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	it's a curse upon men to always misunderstand

03-01-2005, 04:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	look what I get to look forward to in marriage

03-01-2005, 05:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	So very true. At least he was listening though.

03-03-2005, 04:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
frogza Registered User Location: Right Here	Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.