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Boo 02-28-2005 10:35 AM

To be 6 again
 
Subject: To Be 6 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, and the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

munchen 02-28-2005 08:43 PM

lol. thats hillarious! i love jokes like that thanks

ranger 03-01-2005 08:46 AM

it's a curse upon men to always misunderstand

streak_56 03-01-2005 04:25 PM

look what I get to look forward to in marriage

Coppertop 03-01-2005 05:10 PM

So very true. At least he was listening though.

nofnway 03-03-2005 04:29 PM

Heck I'd be proud to remember the birthday.

frogza 03-03-2005 04:39 PM

Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.

Eowyn_Vala 03-08-2005 01:29 PM

very awesome, he gets points for listening and trying really hard to give her what she wants

ratbastid 03-09-2005 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogza
Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.

That would be their 50th and final anniversary... :lol:

Charlatan 03-09-2005 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogza
Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.

Was his funeral as nice as the anniversary party?

CSflim 03-18-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogza
Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.

Hahahaha! That's a great one! :lol:


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