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theguyondacouch · 02-27-2005, 07:05 PM

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker are traveling together in the jungle when they are captured by a tribe of cannbals. The chief says " We will eat your flesh, we will grind your bones into powder, we will drink soup from your skulls. Then we will dry your skin and use it line our canoes. But we are not heartless, you may choose the way you wish to die." The Englishman says " I'll take the pistol if you please." He puts the pistol to his head and says "God save the queen!" Then pulls the trigger. The Frenchman says "I will take ze sword!" He puts the blade to his stomach and says "Vive la France!" He then falls onto the blade. The New Yorker grabs a fork and promptly begins to stab himself all over his body. The Chief says "What are you doing?" to which the New Yorker replies "I'm fuckin up your caneo ya bastad!"

ChickenNinja · 02-27-2005, 08:08 PM

"The New Yorker grabs a fork and promptly begins to stab himself all over his body, yelling 'damn your boat, damn your boat!'"

basmoq · 02-28-2005, 07:32 AM

nice, very nice

Sticky · 02-28-2005, 11:01 AM

25 days

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=82467

theguyondacouch · 02-28-2005, 11:45 AM

damn, at least i tried

02-27-2005, 07:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	cannibals An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker are traveling together in the jungle when they are captured by a tribe of cannbals. The chief says " We will eat your flesh, we will grind your bones into powder, we will drink soup from your skulls. Then we will dry your skin and use it line our canoes. But we are not heartless, you may choose the way you wish to die." The Englishman says " I'll take the pistol if you please." He puts the pistol to his head and says "God save the queen!" Then pulls the trigger. The Frenchman says "I will take ze sword!" He puts the blade to his stomach and says "Vive la France!" He then falls onto the blade. The New Yorker grabs a fork and promptly begins to stab himself all over his body. The Chief says "What are you doing?" to which the New Yorker replies "I'm fuckin up your caneo ya bastad!" __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

02-27-2005, 08:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
ChickenNinja Crazy	"The New Yorker grabs a fork and promptly begins to stab himself all over his body, yelling 'damn your boat, damn your boat!'" __________________ Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

02-28-2005, 07:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	nice, very nice __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

02-28-2005, 11:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	damn, at least i tried __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

02-28-2005, 11:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sticky	25 days http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=82467 __________________ Sticky The Stickman