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02-25-2005, 07:40 AM
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An attorney got home late one evening...after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, named William Wright........who was due to be hanged for murder, at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the Governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as he got through the door, his wife started on about, 'Do you realize what time it is? Where have you been?' and on and on and on! To shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual......he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub...pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he was in the bathtub, the phone rang. The wife answered & was told that her husband's client had been granted his 'Stay of Execution' after all! Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went up-stairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view...as he bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud, woman....don't you ever stop!?!" 
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