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Liquor Dealer · 02-24-2005, 12:09 PM

An attorney got home late one evening...after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, named William
Wright........who was due to be hanged for murder, at midnight.

His last-minute plea for clemency to the Governor had failed and he
was feeling tired and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door, his wife started on about, 'Do you
realize what time it is? Where have you been?' and on and on and on!

To shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual......he
went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub...pursued by the predictable
sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bathtub, the phone rang. The wife answered & was
told that her husband's client had been granted his 'Stay of
Execution' after all!

Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went
up-stairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door
she was greeted by the
sight of her husband's rear view...as he bent over naked, drying his
legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out
loud, woman....don't you ever stop!?!"

Coppertop · 02-24-2005, 12:11 PM

Nice one there.

Cadwiz · 02-24-2005, 02:33 PM

Now, that's funny right there.

DEI37 · 02-24-2005, 04:51 PM

That's funny!

Ilow · 02-24-2005, 08:06 PM

that more original than we often see, nice one!

itch vaccine · 02-25-2005, 03:10 AM

Oh LOL!

it's a pun

doh!
HAHAHA.

bobby · 02-27-2005, 05:15 PM

i STOLE THIS from L.D. and posted it later...sorry...xoxoxoo

SirLance · 03-03-2005, 02:56 PM

Good one, LD!

02-24-2005, 12:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	Bitch bitch bitch! An attorney got home late one evening...after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named William Wright........who was due to be hanged for murder, at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the Governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as he got through the door, his wife started on about, 'Do you realize what time it is? Where have you been?' and on and on and on! To shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual......he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub...pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he was in the bathtub, the phone rang. The wife answered & was told that her husband's client had been granted his 'Stay of Execution' after all! Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went up-stairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view...as he bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud, woman....don't you ever stop!?!" __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

02-24-2005, 02:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cadwiz Insane Location: work	Now, that's funny right there. __________________ Semper Fi

02-24-2005, 04:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's funny! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

02-24-2005, 08:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	that more original than we often see, nice one! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

02-25-2005, 03:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	Oh LOL! it's a pun doh! HAHAHA. __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

02-24-2005, 12:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Nice one there.

02-27-2005, 05:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	i STOLE THIS from L.D. and posted it later...sorry...xoxoxoo __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

03-03-2005, 02:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good one, LD! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.