THE NURSING HOME POLICE
 

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a full picnic basket, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males
actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him.

OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up
to him.

Harold nodded, and said "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.

"Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again"

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Oh, man....that left a terrible mental image. Very funny though

Not quite how I thought it would end, but funny still. Nice joke!

Dirty old Craig :hmm:

who gave him that idea in the first place?

That was funny.

Haha, that's so wrong :)

sick, and wrong

that is so gross. yet so funny