TheWalkinDude

Anyway, my ongoing general studies task: to produce a presentation comparing the British film industry with Hollywood, including examples of films from each.

This was all done in fun, so I hope it's not too offensive. For the record, my teacher loves it. And this is an ongoing project, so if anyone has any more good ones I'd love to hear them

Here's my brief catalogue of Hollywood's output:

-Die Hard 4: Yippee Ki Oh What's the Fucking Point?
-Jaws 5: We Just Let the Fucking Shark Win This Time
-Star Wars Episode III: Jar Jar Gets Sodomised by a Freight Train
-Armageddon 2: We Just Rolled the Camera and Took Turns Shitting on It
-Memento 0
-Shrek 3: The Fat Shit Has a Coronary
-Freaky Friday 2: Don't Worry, We're Only Joking
-Philadelphia 2: This Time he Has Syphilis
-Titanic 2: Everyone Drowns Slowly, Especially That Fag DiCaprio
-Deliverance 2: It's Just Really Fucking Wrong
-Godfather Part IV: At Least it Can't be as Bad as Part III
-Kill Bill Then Fuck His Corpse

By the way, this not only marks the first thread I've started in humour, but the first time anyone in my sixth form has done any general studies work

TheWalkinDude

Ouch. That didn't go down too well. At least the class thought it was hilarious. Guess it's just funnier when you're reading it aloud to your teacher

aKula

I thought it was funny. Most films are really bad, don't go to the cinema that often anymore, stay at home and watch the good ones.

a-j

It seemed to me that it was made vulgar just to be vulgar -- I don't find anything humourous in that. Maybe its just that high school (guessing) mentality.

Redlemon

I was following the 'back-button' rule on this post, but since you asked.
It might have worked well situationally, but in general, I have to agree with a-j. The points are good, but for me, delivered too crudely.

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la petite moi

Not very funny, like you noted some might think. Like a-j said, it was just vulgar and hence, childish.

TheWalkinDude

Sorry about that. I didn't mean to come across as childish. It's just it made the class laugh, so I figured some people on here might enjoy it.

Redlemon

No harm, no foul, that's why there's a back button. I don't like a lot of the jokes I read in humor.

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Lebell

It's in humor for a reason.

If you don't like it, hit the back button.

If there's a problem with it (breaks forum rules), hit the report button.

'nuff said.

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