7 inches
 

A man entered his favourite restaurant and sat at his regular table.
After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she accepted the bottle, she would be his.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."

aha good one, made me laugh.

Great joke.

Id love to have the resources to make that joke a reality :D

LOL, one day maybe, once I graduate med school...

sweet! going to have to remember that one

Good one but I heard it before another way.

Glad