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gfandy · 05-24-2003, 11:53 PM

There's a guy with a Doberman pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman pincher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

The guy with the Doberman pincher says, "Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Doberman pincher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Doberman pincher?"

He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."

The guy at the door says, "Come on in."

The guy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.

The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

He says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

morlock · 05-25-2003, 12:33 AM

kurotaka · 05-25-2003, 05:00 AM

Quite good. Have an eery feeling I've heard it before, thanks for rescuing it from Amnesiaville!

Destrox · 05-25-2003, 06:50 AM

ha, thats great

SirLance · 05-26-2003, 11:41 AM

Quick thinking!

Minx · 05-26-2003, 02:00 PM

Oh this one I have to remember! Thanks for the much-needed laugh.

05-24-2003, 11:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
gfandy Upright Location: San Francisco	Seeing-Eye Dogs There's a guy with a Doberman pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman pincher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The guy with the Doberman pincher says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed." The guy with the Doberman pincher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at the door says, "A Doberman pincher?" He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good." The guy at the door says, "Come on in." The guy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" He says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

05-25-2003, 12:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
morlock Loser	LMAO

05-25-2003, 06:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	ha, thats great __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-26-2003, 11:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Quick thinking! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-26-2003, 02:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Oh this one I have to remember! Thanks for the much-needed laugh. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-25-2003, 05:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
kurotaka Upright Location: Two streets down and just east of Hell.	Quite good. Have an eery feeling I've heard it before, thanks for rescuing it from Amnesiaville!