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Old 02-09-2005, 09:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Amish Wagon

One Morning a Amish woman is driving the family wagon into town. A cop who has been following behing the wagon pulls her over. He says to the woman that the reflector is broken on the back of the wagon and she need to have it fixed, "oh I will tell my husband as soon as I get back home" she says. The cop notices that one of the wagon's reigns is looped aroung the horses testicles as well so he says that she should have a look at that too, because some people might think of that as animal abuse. "oh I will tell my husband as soon as I get home" the amish woman says. Later that day she returns home and tells her husband about the reflector, "I will go out and fix that right now" the husband says. On the way out the door the woman yells to her husband. "that nice officer mentioned you should look at the emergency break too.

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Old 02-09-2005, 03:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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