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mrbuck12000 · 02-06-2005, 05:39 PM

Live from jacksonville.....

this just in:
Paul McCarthy has been officially banned from being on TV ever again do to the lyrics of his music. With pressure from several conservative groups, the FCC was forced to ban SIR Paul after a lyrics malfunction during the halftime show of superbowl 39, when Sir paul Started referencing drugs and Hell. Talking about his Friend JoJoJojo, Sir Pal said he was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn’t last. Jojo left his home in tucson, arizona
For some california grass and also noting that
"When you got a job to do you gotta do it well. You've got to give the other fella hell."

Also there will never be a superbowl half time show again.

OK so its a joke....i thought it mite be funny
mrb

Painted · 02-06-2005, 05:53 PM

Paul McCartney?
What the fuck?
Beatles songs?
Halftime show?
FFC banning McCartney for singing Beatles songs?
Banning from what?
Where the fuck are your sources?

What the fuck?

edit:What the fuck?

Seaver · 02-06-2005, 09:04 PM

Chill dude... it was sarcasm.

Redlemon · 02-07-2005, 09:37 AM

I heard a good line on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me just before the game. "With McCartney as the halftime entertainment, the most likely 'wardrobe malfunction' will be Depends".

BonesCPA · 02-07-2005, 10:14 AM

It is interesting that the "wholesome" halftime performer has been busted for drugs numerous times.....

02-07-2005, 10:46 AM

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
How was the show? I spent like 15 minutes trying to create an antenna, but gave up and just Bar-B-Qued and got drunk instead.

Seaver · 02-07-2005, 11:43 AM

The show sucked.. a few decent songs but he killed it when he tried to cover Guns and Roses.

BonesCPA · 02-07-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seaver

The show sucked.. a few decent songs but he killed it when he tried to cover Guns and Roses.

I had hoped you were joking, but I looked at your profile, and you may have been serious. If I am correct, please review your James Bond history and their soundtracks.

BurntToast · 02-07-2005, 04:54 PM

You don't happen to mean the James Bond movie called "Live and Let Die" with the soundtrack by the same name which was written and sung by Sir Paul(and co-written by his wife, Linda) back in 1973 do you?

Seaver · 02-07-2005, 05:40 PM

/sticks foot back in mouth.

TexanAvenger · 02-07-2005, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BonesCPA

It is interesting that the "wholesome" halftime performer has been busted for drugs numerous times.....

Yeah, but I want to see his breasts even less than I wanted to see Janet's, so that's wholesome in my book.

duckduck · 02-08-2005, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

I heard a good line on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me just before the game. "With McCartney as the halftime entertainment, the most likely 'wardrobe malfunction' will be Depends".

Nice.

Yeah, the Half-Time show this year was very low key.

Paradise Lost · 02-08-2005, 07:44 AM

I say we all go back to Super Bowl 1 conventions.

Marching Band Half-Time Show!

And even though Half-Time show was low key, I would have rather seen
Paul McCartney, then, let's say, anybody else that MTV could have put together
if they, well, put together the HT show this year(which I'm assuming they didn't, I
didn't watch the Super Bowl.)

02-06-2005, 05:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
mrbuck12000 Psycho Location: wisCONsin	FCC bans Paul Live from jacksonville..... this just in: Paul McCarthy has been officially banned from being on TV ever again do to the lyrics of his music. With pressure from several conservative groups, the FCC was forced to ban SIR Paul after a lyrics malfunction during the halftime show of superbowl 39, when Sir paul Started referencing drugs and Hell. Talking about his Friend JoJoJojo, Sir Pal said he was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it wouldn’t last. Jojo left his home in tucson, arizona For some california grass and also noting that "When you got a job to do you gotta do it well. You've got to give the other fella hell." Also there will never be a superbowl half time show again. OK so its a joke....i thought it mite be funny mrb __________________ "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee --that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again." - G.W. Bush quoted by the Baltimore Sun - Oct 6, 2002 Last edited by mrbuck12000; 02-06-2005 at 06:04 PM..

02-06-2005, 05:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Painted Pleasure Burn	Paul McCartney? What the fuck? Beatles songs? Halftime show? FFC banning McCartney for singing Beatles songs? Banning from what? Where the fuck are your sources? What the fuck? edit:What the fuck? __________________ I came across a nice rack at the department store

02-07-2005, 09:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I heard a good line on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me just before the game. "With McCartney as the halftime entertainment, the most likely 'wardrobe malfunction' will be Depends". __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

02-07-2005, 10:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	It is interesting that the "wholesome" halftime performer has been busted for drugs numerous times..... __________________ Back into hibernation.

02-07-2005, 04:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
BurntToast Here, yet not all there. Location: Franklinville, NJ	You don't happen to mean the James Bond movie called "Live and Let Die" with the soundtrack by the same name which was written and sung by Sir Paul(and co-written by his wife, Linda) back in 1973 do you? __________________ The taint. Conveniently located between the snack bar and the dumpster.

02-06-2005, 09:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	Chill dude... it was sarcasm.

02-07-2005, 10:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
thinktank Guest	Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. How was the show? I spent like 15 minutes trying to create an antenna, but gave up and just Bar-B-Qued and got drunk instead.

02-07-2005, 11:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	The show sucked.. a few decent songs but he killed it when he tried to cover Guns and Roses.

02-07-2005, 05:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	/sticks foot back in mouth.

02-08-2005, 07:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	I say we all go back to Super Bowl 1 conventions. Marching Band Half-Time Show! And even though Half-Time show was low key, I would have rather seen Paul McCartney, then, let's say, anybody else that MTV could have put together if they, well, put together the HT show this year(which I'm assuming they didn't, I didn't watch the Super Bowl.) __________________ "Marino could do it."