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Old 02-06-2005, 05:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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FCC bans Paul

Live from jacksonville.....

this just in:
Paul McCarthy has been officially banned from being on TV ever again do to the lyrics of his music. With pressure from several conservative groups, the FCC was forced to ban SIR Paul after a lyrics malfunction during the halftime show of superbowl 39, when Sir paul Started referencing drugs and Hell. Talking about his Friend JoJoJojo, Sir Pal said he was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn’t last. Jojo left his home in tucson, arizona
For some california grass and also noting that
"When you got a job to do you gotta do it well. You've got to give the other fella hell."

Also there will never be a superbowl half time show again.


OK so its a joke....i thought it mite be funny
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Old 02-06-2005, 05:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Paul McCartney?
What the fuck?
Beatles songs?
Halftime show?
FFC banning McCartney for singing Beatles songs?
Banning from what?
Where the fuck are your sources?

What the fuck?

edit:What the fuck?
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Chill dude... it was sarcasm.
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Old 02-07-2005, 09:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I heard a good line on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me just before the game. "With McCartney as the halftime entertainment, the most likely 'wardrobe malfunction' will be Depends".
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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It is interesting that the "wholesome" halftime performer has been busted for drugs numerous times.....
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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How was the show? I spent like 15 minutes trying to create an antenna, but gave up and just Bar-B-Qued and got drunk instead.
 
Old 02-07-2005, 11:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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The show sucked.. a few decent songs but he killed it when he tried to cover Guns and Roses.
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Old 02-07-2005, 03:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
No. It's not done yet.
 
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The show sucked.. a few decent songs but he killed it when he tried to cover Guns and Roses.
I had hoped you were joking, but I looked at your profile, and you may have been serious. If I am correct, please review your James Bond history and their soundtracks.
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Old 02-07-2005, 04:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You don't happen to mean the James Bond movie called "Live and Let Die" with the soundtrack by the same name which was written and sung by Sir Paul(and co-written by his wife, Linda) back in 1973 do you?
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Old 02-07-2005, 05:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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/sticks foot back in mouth.
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Old 02-07-2005, 05:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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It is interesting that the "wholesome" halftime performer has been busted for drugs numerous times.....
Yeah, but I want to see his breasts even less than I wanted to see Janet's, so that's wholesome in my book.
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Old 02-08-2005, 12:12 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I heard a good line on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me just before the game. "With McCartney as the halftime entertainment, the most likely 'wardrobe malfunction' will be Depends".

Nice.

Yeah, the Half-Time show this year was very low key.
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Old 02-08-2005, 07:44 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I say we all go back to Super Bowl 1 conventions.

Marching Band Half-Time Show!

And even though Half-Time show was low key, I would have rather seen
Paul McCartney, then, let's say, anybody else that MTV could have put together
if they, well, put together the HT show this year(which I'm assuming they didn't, I
didn't watch the Super Bowl.)
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