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pmmq · 02-03-2005, 06:09 AM

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked,
"May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. "Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us,"said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

Racer · 02-03-2005, 10:56 AM

I loved it!

carrot glace · 02-03-2005, 12:07 PM

haha, good one

bparker805 · 02-03-2005, 12:11 PM

Nuns are people too!

Cervantes · 02-03-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bparker805

Nuns are people too!

Couldn't have said it better myself.
Good joke!

SirLance · 02-04-2005, 02:11 PM

Hilarious and very original!

the_marq · 02-04-2005, 02:15 PM

Damn, I came to this thread looking for pics.

pmmq · 02-04-2005, 07:47 PM

marq- ya gotta understand... I'm a 'good' Catholic boy, and I'm afraid I'm headed to hell for telling it. I *KNOW* I'd have a ticket punched if I were to post the pics!

Fiver · 02-04-2005, 10:15 PM

very funny!
thank you!

the_marq · 02-04-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmmq

marq- ya gotta understand... I'm a 'good' Catholic boy, and I'm afraid I'm headed to hell for telling it. I *KNOW* I'd have a ticket punched if I were to post the pics!

Atta boy lad. Good to see someone keeping the faith.

Delvid · 02-07-2005, 12:19 PM

I would have been funnier if it had been a priest.

02-03-2005, 06:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
pmmq Upright	THE NUN IN HOOTERS! A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. "Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us,"said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

02-03-2005, 12:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	haha, good one __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

02-04-2005, 02:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Hilarious and very original! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-04-2005, 02:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	Damn, I came to this thread looking for pics. __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

02-03-2005, 10:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	I loved it!

02-03-2005, 12:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Nuns are people too!

02-04-2005, 07:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
pmmq Upright	marq- ya gotta understand... I'm a 'good' Catholic boy, and I'm afraid I'm headed to hell for telling it. I KNOW I'd have a ticket punched if I were to post the pics!

02-04-2005, 10:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fiver Upright	very funny! thank you!

02-07-2005, 12:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	I would have been funnier if it had been a priest.