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A girl walks into a supermarket...
...and buys the following:
1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single frozen dinner The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?" He says, "Because you're fucking ugly." |
hah..harsh
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Ahah....I love it.
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I remmebered hearing that one and I remembered that it was a good one, but until I read it, I could not remember the punch line.
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That was harsh..utterly hilarious, but harsh.
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its a great one... I have to tell that one to my gf
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Cruel but funny - and probably true.
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LMAO! That is a really funny joke. One of the best I've heard in a while.
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Ouch! Funny!
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Streak... ABORT! I REPEAT DO NOT REPEAT THE JOKE!
just thought i'd try and help... my girl would skin me alive |
once again im cleaning coffee off the monitor.. heh good one..
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i love fugly jokes
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Damn, ouch.
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L O L !
I don't normally find this 'genre' of jokes all that funny. Somehow, this one just did it for me :P |
HAHAHAHA ! NICE!
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hahahaha good one!
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that was the perfect beginning, got me thinking what she would do with all that shit and it caught me completely off guard
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