A girl walks into a supermarket...
 

...and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"
He says, "Because you're fucking ugly."

hah..harsh

Ahah....I love it.

I remmebered hearing that one and I remembered that it was a good one, but until I read it, I could not remember the punch line.

That was harsh..utterly hilarious, but harsh.

its a great one... I have to tell that one to my gf

Cruel but funny - and probably true.

LMAO! That is a really funny joke. One of the best I've heard in a while.

Ouch! Funny!

Streak... ABORT! I REPEAT DO NOT REPEAT THE JOKE!





just thought i'd try and help... my girl would skin me alive

once again im cleaning coffee off the monitor.. heh good one..

i love fugly jokes

Damn, ouch.

L O L !

I don't normally find this 'genre' of jokes all that funny. Somehow, this one just did it for me :P

HAHAHAHA ! NICE!

hahahaha good one!

that was the perfect beginning, got me thinking what she would do with all that shit and it caught me completely off guard