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Brewer · 02-01-2005, 09:17 AM

Just some thoughts for the day...

COWS, CONSTITUTION AND TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is because you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

Paradise Lost · 02-01-2005, 09:51 AM

All of that, while only mildly funny, is still soooooo true... Nice post.

SirLance · 02-01-2005, 02:28 PM

All too true! Good one.

Fohur2 · 02-01-2005, 03:41 PM

All nice smiles and chuckles.

02-01-2005, 09:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewer Upright	Cows, Constitution, Ten Comandments... Just some thoughts for the day... COWS, CONSTITUTION AND TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is because you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

02-01-2005, 09:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	All of that, while only mildly funny, is still soooooo true... Nice post. __________________ "Marino could do it."

02-01-2005, 02:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	All too true! Good one. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-01-2005, 03:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fohur2 Crazy	All nice smiles and chuckles.