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SirLance · 01-31-2005, 04:07 PM

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can't see each other signing.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times."

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, "reach over and pull on my organ one time. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my organ two hundred and fifty times."

he_haha · 01-31-2005, 07:09 PM

HAHAHA, that is great, thanks, keep em coming!

tommy thompson · 01-31-2005, 08:39 PM

I work with the Deaf-- that was freaking awesome!! HAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!

Delvid · 02-01-2005, 10:48 AM

That is great.

02-01-2005, 12:03 PM

thats a good one. Probably why it's here and here.

01-31-2005, 04:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The Deaf Newlyweds Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can't see each other signing. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times." The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, "reach over and pull on my organ one time. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my organ two hundred and fifty times." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-31-2005, 08:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	I work with the Deaf-- that was freaking awesome!! HAHAHAHAAHHAHA!! __________________ ...a wandering soul...

01-31-2005, 07:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
he_haha Tilted Location: NC	HAHAHA, that is great, thanks, keep em coming!

02-01-2005, 10:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	That is great.

02-01-2005, 12:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Untitled Guest	thats a good one. Probably why it's here and here.