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ranger · 01-31-2005, 12:35 PM

An old Southern couple, are sitting in their trailer watching a TV evangelist preach on Sunday. The preacher says "I wan' all a you folks viewin this fine program to now approach your television and place one hah-nd on the screen and I will heal you of your aches, pains and illnesses over the waves through the holy grace of our Great God."

The old couple get off the coach and approach the TV, placing one hand on the screen.

The preacher then said "Place your otha' hah-nd upon whereva' you are feelin' pain."

The old woman places her hand firmly on her stomach, which had been paining her lately.

After a moments hesitation the old man places his hand firmly over his crotch.

The old woman says "He said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

SirLance · 02-01-2005, 02:39 PM

Man, no matter how old they are, you can never satisfy 'em... poor guy!

Fohur2 · 02-01-2005, 03:40 PM

Oh good one,good one.

basmoq · 02-01-2005, 04:18 PM

hehe, should tell my grandpa that one

Delvid · 02-02-2005, 11:27 AM

I'd rather be dead than watch tv evangelists.

01-31-2005, 12:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	RAISE THE DEAD An old Southern couple, are sitting in their trailer watching a TV evangelist preach on Sunday. The preacher says "I wan' all a you folks viewin this fine program to now approach your television and place one hah-nd on the screen and I will heal you of your aches, pains and illnesses over the waves through the holy grace of our Great God." The old couple get off the coach and approach the TV, placing one hand on the screen. The preacher then said "Place your otha' hah-nd upon whereva' you are feelin' pain." The old woman places her hand firmly on her stomach, which had been paining her lately. After a moments hesitation the old man places his hand firmly over his crotch. The old woman says "He said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

02-01-2005, 02:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Man, no matter how old they are, you can never satisfy 'em... poor guy! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-01-2005, 04:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	hehe, should tell my grandpa that one __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

02-01-2005, 03:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fohur2 Crazy	Oh good one,good one.

02-02-2005, 11:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	I'd rather be dead than watch tv evangelists.