RAISE THE DEAD
 

An old Southern couple, are sitting in their trailer watching a TV evangelist preach on Sunday. The preacher says "I wan' all a you folks viewin this fine program to now approach your television and place one hah-nd on the screen and I will heal you of your aches, pains and illnesses over the waves through the holy grace of our Great God."

The old couple get off the coach and approach the TV, placing one hand on the screen.

The preacher then said "Place your otha' hah-nd upon whereva' you are feelin' pain."

The old woman places her hand firmly on her stomach, which had been paining her lately.

After a moments hesitation the old man places his hand firmly over his crotch.

The old woman says "He said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

Man, no matter how old they are, you can never satisfy 'em... poor guy!

Oh good one,good one.

hehe, should tell my grandpa that one

I'd rather be dead than watch tv evangelists.