Comprehending Engineers - Take One - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

uncle phil · 05-24-2003, 05:21 AM

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

oblar · 05-24-2003, 05:51 AM

Haha, I like that one.. It is funny because it is true

riptide4070 · 05-24-2003, 06:40 AM

that sounds like what I would say but I'm an english major

vevaphon · 05-25-2003, 10:14 PM

eh. the bike's a better investment in the end.

who the hell wants clothes that don't fit, or just one breast?

Dilbert1234567 · 07-19-2003, 12:10 PM

not any day some one offers a bike

TerresqueÜ · 07-19-2003, 12:46 PM

I mean sure, bikes are expensive.

Regziever · 07-19-2003, 02:56 PM

Oh man.. How stupid can you get... Good story

cchris · 07-19-2003, 05:36 PM

Picturing the "Hmmm" decision process.

Funny joke.

bastit · 07-19-2003, 11:18 PM

cant beat a good bike

Ribber · 07-19-2003, 11:51 PM

Haha, I'm sending that one to my engineer friend.

microdot · 07-20-2003, 02:40 AM

Wait, you couldn't have more than one thing?

you could have sold the clothes!

Stare At The Sun · 07-21-2003, 01:12 PM

Lol, im reminded of the end of Dumb and dumber...still a good joke though, i actually know an engineering major that would choose the bike!

Pennington · 07-21-2003, 05:43 PM

hell, I'd choose the bike!

Unless by take what you want she included taking her as a slave. Cause then you could put her to work making dozens of bikes!

05-24-2003, 05:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Comprehending Engineers - Take One Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-24-2003, 05:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	Haha, I like that one.. It is funny because it is true __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

05-24-2003, 06:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	that sounds like what I would say but I'm an english major __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-25-2003, 10:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
vevaphon Insane Location: Ass end of Nowhere	eh. the bike's a better investment in the end. who the hell wants clothes that don't fit, or just one breast? __________________ "Faster. And faster still. Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." --- DKM

07-19-2003, 12:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	not any day some one offers a bike __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

07-19-2003, 12:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I mean sure, bikes are expensive. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-19-2003, 02:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Oh man.. How stupid can you get... Good story __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-19-2003, 05:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Picturing the "Hmmm" decision process. Funny joke. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-19-2003, 11:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
bastit Tilted Location: San Diego	cant beat a good bike __________________ Have you ever caught a fart in a cup then smelled it...uhh yeah me neither

07-19-2003, 11:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ribber Upright Location: Canada	Haha, I'm sending that one to my engineer friend.

07-20-2003, 02:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	Wait, you couldn't have more than one thing? you could have sold the clothes!

07-21-2003, 01:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Lol, im reminded of the end of Dumb and dumber...still a good joke though, i actually know an engineering major that would choose the bike!

07-21-2003, 05:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	hell, I'd choose the bike! Unless by take what you want she included taking her as a slave. Cause then you could put her to work making dozens of bikes!