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Old 01-27-2005, 06:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Condom Instructions

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"
Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sweet! Note to self...must try that!
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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OMG, that is absolutely hilarious!
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol, my friend just told me this one like a day or two ago.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Excellent (and new) !
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Old 01-29-2005, 07:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
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good one!!!!
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Old 01-29-2005, 01:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ha haha haaha hahaha
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that's awsome
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Old 01-30-2005, 10:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hell funny!!
Could almost be a little Johnny joke!
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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hahahahaha good stuff
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hahaha
that was great
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2005, 12:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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good joke there.
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Old 01-31-2005, 05:43 AM   #15 (permalink)
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that is great!
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:34 AM   #16 (permalink)
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That was great!
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Old 01-31-2005, 12:38 PM   #17 (permalink)
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LOL... my stomach hurts...
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Old 02-01-2005, 02:32 PM   #18 (permalink)
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