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Racer 01-27-2005 06:36 PM

Condom Instructions
 
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"
Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

mojodragon 01-27-2005 07:02 PM

Sweet! Note to self...must try that!

MontanaXVI 01-27-2005 07:17 PM

I love it HAHA

SVT01Cobra 01-27-2005 07:24 PM

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious!

Chupes 01-27-2005 07:39 PM

Lol, my friend just told me this one like a day or two ago.

mordret 01-28-2005 08:31 AM

Excellent (and new) !

chateau_margaux 01-29-2005 07:10 AM

good one!!!!

TheHornDog 01-29-2005 01:32 PM

ha haha haaha hahaha

basmoq 01-29-2005 02:20 PM

that's awsome

doc 01-30-2005 10:49 PM

Hell funny!!
Could almost be a little Johnny joke!

Chuckles 01-30-2005 11:09 PM

hahahahaha good stuff

bbbbbb555 01-30-2005 11:15 PM

hahaha
that was great

Sweetpea 01-30-2005 11:31 PM

:lol: :icare: Thanks for the laugh :)

monkey boy 01-31-2005 12:42 AM

:lol: good joke there.

wolf 01-31-2005 05:43 AM

that is great!

Hardknock 01-31-2005 09:34 AM

That was great!

ranger 01-31-2005 12:38 PM

LOL... my stomach hurts...

SirLance 02-01-2005 02:32 PM

Hysterical! A literalist after my own heart!


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