Brewmaniac

A woman was walking down the street when she was Approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind! The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition, the girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened. An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. What happened? The girlfriend asked.

The lady said,That M.F. had $500 in quarters!

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la petite moi

That's a good one!

Delvid

I don't need an hour and a half. Good joke.

Cervantes

Hehehe, Smart man. Good joke.

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WS6_KID

LOL, thats a good one

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chateau_margaux

good stuff, I'll try it and let you know if it really works

TheHornDog

shoulda used pennies!