The Greeks vs. The Italians
 

A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon!"

The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum!"

The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians!"

The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire!"

And so on and so on until the the Greek says: "We invented sex."

The Italian nods, and says: "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

HARHAR! Good one.

You will fight for your brother,
harder for your lover.
- Little known Roman saying

haha, its funny cause its true... haha

Yay for the Italians! Very good joke, too.