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SirLance · 01-26-2005, 02:24 PM

Little Lisa was in the garden filling up a big hole in the dirt when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Lisa?"

"My goldfish died," replied Lisa tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned.

"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" he asked.

Lisa patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

Coppertop · 01-26-2005, 03:00 PM

Nice one there.

FaderMonkey · 01-26-2005, 03:02 PM

good one

HLP · 01-26-2005, 09:54 PM

AHHA! Good one! I hate cats

mojodragon · 01-27-2005, 05:17 AM

Didn't see that one coming at all! hehe

drakers · 01-27-2005, 07:42 AM

HEHE...That was great joke, especially if it would actually happen in reality.

chateau_margaux · 01-29-2005, 07:12 AM

any joke about cats is a good joke

TheHornDog · 01-29-2005, 01:31 PM

omg thats funny

01-26-2005, 02:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The Funeral Little Lisa was in the garden filling up a big hole in the dirt when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Lisa?" "My goldfish died," replied Lisa tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" he asked. Lisa patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-26-2005, 03:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Nice one there.

01-26-2005, 03:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
FaderMonkey Psycho Location: Orlando, FL	good one

01-26-2005, 09:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
HLP Crazy	AHHA! Good one! I hate cats

01-27-2005, 05:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	Didn't see that one coming at all! hehe

01-27-2005, 07:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	HEHE...That was great joke, especially if it would actually happen in reality.

01-29-2005, 07:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
chateau_margaux Upright	any joke about cats is a good joke

01-29-2005, 01:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
TheHornDog Upright	omg thats funny