The Funeral
 

Little Lisa was in the garden filling up a big hole in the dirt when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Lisa?"

"My goldfish died," replied Lisa tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned.

"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" he asked.

Lisa patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

Nice one there.

good one :)

AHHA! Good one! I hate cats

Didn't see that one coming at all! hehe

HEHE...That was great joke, especially if it would actually happen in reality. :lol:

any joke about cats is a good joke

omg thats funny