Best Personals Ad EVER
 

The following was in The Atlanta Journal.
This has got to be one of the best "singles ads" ever published:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work
wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call (404)875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Lab Retriever.

:lol:

heh.. That is cute..

damn.. now i want a dog... *writes down phone number*

That's hilarious. Can you imagine how embarassing that'd be?!?!

Funny stuff... did the dog get a home that way?

Clever ad!

That was good, I really thought that was a real ad for a human to human companion. Keep them coming.

"eating out of your hand." NOT a modern woman!! Had to be a dog! good one.

hahaha...took me a while to understand....

I started to pick up on it with "...riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Very damn clever, though.

I don't get it...the humane society wants people to fuck these dogs?

damn funny!!!!!

Heidi Fleiss must be doing volunteer work for the Humane Society...

I laughed harder at the-marq than the joke.

HaHa that is pretty funny

Sounds like a UL, but hey, it's a great story!

I wouldnt blame all those guys, I'd probably ring them up too.