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bobby · 02-25-2005, 07:40 AM

An attorney got home late one evening...after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, named William
Wright........who was due to be hanged for murder, at midnight.

His last-minute plea for clemency to the Governor had failed and he
was feeling tired and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door, his wife started on about, 'Do you
realize what time it is? Where have you been?' and on and on and on!

To shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual......he
went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub...pursued by the predictable
sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bathtub, the phone rang. The wife answered & was
told that her husband's client had been granted his 'Stay of
Execution' after all!

Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went
up-stairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door
she was greeted by the
sight of her husband's rear view...as he bent over naked, drying his
legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out
loud, woman....don't you ever stop!?!"

teflonian · 02-25-2005, 07:51 AM

haha.. I knew the joke had to have something to do with the name since it was given, still caught me by suprise though. Thanks for the laughs bobby.

byesman · 02-25-2005, 09:56 AM

That one was great. Thanks Bobby.

Liquor Dealer · 02-25-2005, 10:03 AM

Damn! Gotcha' back!!!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=84162

tekaweni · 02-25-2005, 02:46 PM

GOOD one! thanks very much!

02-25-2005, 07:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	balls out An attorney got home late one evening...after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named William Wright........who was due to be hanged for murder, at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the Governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as he got through the door, his wife started on about, 'Do you realize what time it is? Where have you been?' and on and on and on! To shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual......he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub...pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he was in the bathtub, the phone rang. The wife answered & was told that her husband's client had been granted his 'Stay of Execution' after all! Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went up-stairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view...as he bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud, woman....don't you ever stop!?!" __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

02-25-2005, 09:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
byesman Crazy Location: Byesville	That one was great. Thanks Bobby. __________________ If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner, and wink your eye at some homely girl. H.L. Mencken

02-25-2005, 10:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	Damn! Gotcha' back!!! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=84162 __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

02-25-2005, 02:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	GOOD one! thanks very much! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

02-25-2005, 07:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
teflonian Appreciative Location: Paradise	haha.. I knew the joke had to have something to do with the name since it was given, still caught me by suprise though. Thanks for the laughs bobby.