uncle phil

HARLEY DAVIDSON AND GOD


Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."

Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself."

The befeathered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"

God says, "Ah, yes."

"Well," says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front end protrusion

2. It chatters at high speeds

3. The rear end wobbles too much, and

4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm..." replies God, "hold on."

God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur Davidson, "but according to My Computer, more people are riding my invention than yours."

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

thanx eh phil........hehe

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GremlinDelirium

made me smile... funny, thanks.

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Brewmaniac

Very good! Thanks

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

Sion

Q: what is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

A: the location of the dirtbag.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Ishmal

LOL...

now this is a joke that needs bumping...

**bump**

good post uncle phil

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itch vaccine

waiiiiit, was this from ddgirls.com ?

yes indeed a good joke =D

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"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein

Nachtschleicher

Oh my gosh, that's freaking funny! "...more people are riding my invention than yours." Beautiful comeback!

rashonmyash

of course its a beautiful comeback. its god.

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