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Old 01-12-2005, 08:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife, Subject: I've Arrived > Date: 16 May 2002 > I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here!
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahah thats a good one... heard it somewhere quite awhile ago. Thanks for the refresher!
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA...
that was great!!
cant stop laughing
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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haha, go to hell, spammers!
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Old 01-24-2005, 07:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That was a nice little twist there at the end, keep 'em posts coming ICER!!
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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this one is great, thanks
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Old 01-25-2005, 03:31 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lol that's a good one
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Old 02-06-2005, 05:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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lol good one!!!
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